Taylor Swift is pissed.
We don’t mean that she’s angry about the new Katy Perry diss track directed at her (although that’s almost certainly the case).
No, we’re talking about Taylor’s outrage over the whole finding out about her new relationship.
As you may have heard, Taylor is dating Joe Alwyn.
Alwyn is an actor, but he’s not super famous like her like every single one of her previous beaus.
Many have taken Alwyn’s status as a relative unknown as a positive indication that Taylor has learned from her past relationships.
Another good sign?
Whereas Taylor stopped just short of taking out an ad in Variety to announce her previous romances, she tried to keep her relationship with Alwyn on the down-low.
Unfortunately, as she has no experience with doing anything low-key, she’s not very good at it, and the press found out about Joe almost immediately.
“Taylor went to great lengths to keep their relationship private and out of the spotlight while [she and Alwyn] have been getting to know one another,” an insider tells E! News.
“She has made several trips to see him, but always flies in and out on a private jet with lots of security and has been flying into very small and remote airports.”
Yep, Taylor was probably out there meeting dude on foggy runways in a trench coat with the collar turned up.
We’re guessing tt was like something straight out of Casablanca, and … dammit, we just gave her the concept for her next video, didn’t we?
Anyway, the source claims that Taylor even had a Plan B in place for times when the press started wondering why she was spending so much time in London:
“If she was seen in England, she made sure everyone thought it was a work trip,” the insider claims.
“Taylor and Joe have really tried to be on lockdown and have spent most of their time together in private locations where they could get to know each other without the pressure of a public relationship and people making judgment calls.”
The source adds that Taylor was initially “bummed” that the word got out about her relationship, but now she sees an upside:
“At the same time, she is really excited about being with Joe and is hoping she can relax a little bit more now and just enjoy being with him,” the tipster says.
Well, that’s Taylor Swift for you.
When it comes to her relationships, she’s just a laid back gal who likes to go with the flow.
Just kidding, she probably broke up with Joe 14 times this afternoon.